Total Medals Earned: 384 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,665 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/405 points)
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 16/22 (90/140 points)
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Get gold medals on all castles.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/460 points)
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill your first enemy!
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (125/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/135 points)
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.